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Is this for real?

istock-000016497138xsmall.jpgThat has to be the most common question we get here at the TerraFart™ network.

The answer in a word is - Yes.

We founded FartGreen™ and began offering EcoFart™ FartPass™ certification because we believe that people want the ability to take direct action in to fight global warming. What better way than to take personal responsibility for your own methane emissions? We help people reduce their Flatulence Footprint™ by mitigating this greenhouse gas.

Believe me, we hear the giggles out there! We admit that many people think this is a silly enterprise...

Interestingly, our customers come from three distinct "camps"... Perhaps you share the outlook of one of these groups?

First we have what we call the "True Believers"...

This group of customers understand how important individual action is in the crusade to fight climate change. They see FartGreen™ as a natural extension of many of the carbon credit websites and useful tool to help the environment. These customers are dedicated to supporting renewable, efficient and sustainable clean power sources in an effort to heal the damage to the earths fragile eco system. These customers believe we are at a critical juncture in the history of man - where inaction in the fight against Global Warming could mean the end to our way of life. Most of these customers buy an EcoFart™ FartPass™ from FartGreen™ as a matter of conscious and encourage their like minded friends to do the same.

Our second group of customers we call the "True Skeptics"...

This portion of our valued customer base has come to the conclusion that man is not resposible for Global Warming. This segment believes that the earths ecosystem has natural macro warming and cooling trends well outside of mans influence. They think there is a scientifically unsupportable amount of hype associated with the worldwide concern about climate change. These customers point to prior ice ages and warming trends that started long before the internal combustion engine was ever invented. They do not believe there is a correlation between Co2 levels and temperatures. They point to phenomenum outside of human control (the sun for example) as a cause for global warming. Oftentimes these customers buy an EcoFart™ FartPass™ from FartGreen™ to memorialize the "insanity" of the "fringe" environmental movement.

Our third group of customers we call the "Truly Entertained"...

This is currently the largest segment of our customer base. These customers see only the humor in an organization offering to lower their Flatulence Footprint™. They come equally from both the "True Skeptic" and "True Believer" point of view, but are overwhelmed by the Guilt Free Gas™ aspect of our products. Most have a particularly gaseous friend or family member in mind as a receipient for an EcoFart™ FartPass™ certificate, T-Shirt or Mug.

In any case, FartGreen™ is a for profit social venture and we are happy to have your business regardless of your motivation.

Check out our Frequently Asked Questions  for more information.